Monster of the Day

Another day another monster
#79 - Sima

The largest of seven sisters Sima is over 6 miles long.

She amuses herself by pushing clouds into the shapes of bunnies, cats and Jesus.

#79 - Sima

The largest of seven sisters Sima is over 6 miles long.

She amuses herself by pushing clouds into the shapes of bunnies, cats and Jesus.

#78 - Viktor

Viktor eats way too much chocolate and gets terrible spots on his face.

One of these spots grew into a 2nd head that also eats too much chocolate, and so it continues….

#78 - Viktor

Viktor eats way too much chocolate and gets terrible spots on his face.

One of these spots grew into a 2nd head that also eats too much chocolate, and so it continues….

#77 - Malcolm

The inventor of the moustache, he came up with the idea when sweeping up at a barber shop.

He is very pleased with the current trend for outlandish facial hair in today’s youth.

#77 - Malcolm

The inventor of the moustache, he came up with the idea when sweeping up at a barber shop.

He is very pleased with the current trend for outlandish facial hair in today’s youth.

#46 - Sofia

Silently stalking the cold arctic waters Sofia eats the tails of whales.

Has impeccable taste in interior decoration and has advised many famous people.

#46 - Sofia

Silently stalking the cold arctic waters Sofia eats the tails of whales.

Has impeccable taste in interior decoration and has advised many famous people.

#75 - Leopold

This shy chap lives in the holes of sponges. He keeps a very tidy hole.

Unfortunately he suffers from terrible allergies and always looks like he is crying.

#75 - Leopold

This shy chap lives in the holes of sponges. He keeps a very tidy hole.

Unfortunately he suffers from terrible allergies and always looks like he is crying.

#74 - Rudy

A mischief maker from the future Rudy takes great pleasure in confusing people from the past.

The Easter island statues were meant as a warning to all people that he is a giant asshole.

#74 - Rudy

A mischief maker from the future Rudy takes great pleasure in confusing people from the past.

The Easter island statues were meant as a warning to all people that he is a giant asshole.

#73 - Lord Otto

The irrefutable, master of inconvenience, ruler of earwigs.

Lives in his parents basement and works for a reputable fast food chain.

#73 - Lord Otto

The irrefutable, master of inconvenience, ruler of earwigs.

Lives in his parents basement and works for a reputable fast food chain.

#72 - Charleen

Living in a ice cave in the Arctic Charleen survives by eating junk mail.

Her favourite are letters from the bank offering massive loans at reasonable rates.

#72 - Charleen

Living in a ice cave in the Arctic Charleen survives by eating junk mail.

Her favourite are letters from the bank offering massive loans at reasonable rates.

#71 - Will

This tiny chap lives inside the empty heads of jellyfish.

He likes to pretend they are spaceships and he is the pilot.

#71 - Will

This tiny chap lives inside the empty heads of jellyfish.

He likes to pretend they are spaceships and he is the pilot.

#70 - Pascal

Destined to be the greatest operatic singer of his generation Pascal developed a unfortunate addiction to Grindcore.

His vocal cords ruined through screaming he now makes his living as a pistachio nut cracker. Poor Pascal.

#70 - Pascal

Destined to be the greatest operatic singer of his generation Pascal developed a unfortunate addiction to Grindcore.

His vocal cords ruined through screaming he now makes his living as a pistachio nut cracker. Poor Pascal.